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I figured that I’d share today what many of you have known for years. Rap sucks. Not because the music is bad (I love the beats), but because the words are horrible. Not that the cussing is what’s bothering me. It’s the fact that these idiots are getting paid to say things like this:

“…And these ugly girls always got a friend
That wants to talk to you
(B*tch, Yahhh, Yahhh, Trick)
(And your friend, Yahhh, Yahhh Too!)
Ain’t got time for chitchat
I’m tryin to get this money
So get up out my face
You sh*t-breath dummy…”

and follow that with a chorus of…

“…Get out my face, ho!
Get out my face, ho!
Get out my face, ho!
Get out my face, ho!
Get out my face, ho!
Get out my face, ho!
Get out my face, ho!
Get out my face (Yahhh!)…”

So I took it upon myself to develop the following trend:

Can you relate?